Archive

Since I'm lazy, instead of posting them here properly, here's this great honkin' zip archive of all the games completed to date.

Game Thirty-two

Game Thirty-two, featuring Monkey King, Justin Carr, Ryo Bakura, Virgil, bunnyofdoom, klintypooh, Wolf Man, Ununnilium and Ykari, is now complete. The fractal nature of this game worries me somewhat.

Monkey King

And on the seventh day, God gave up and plugged in his Game Genie

Justin Carr

Ryo Bakura

Because even God loves girls in purple leotards.

Virgil

bunnyofdoom

God watched on as virgil in a dress sprouted men out of his shoulders. Nearby,someone masturbated.

klintypooh

Wolf Man

Bob enjoyed 'his own company' while an onlooker was trying to decide whether to join him.

Ununnilium

Ykari

The Missingno cheat code was well known for its surprising side effects, but giving Pokeballs sentience was the last thing anybody had expected.

Game Thirty

Game Thirty, featuring kristianwilliams, DreamBreaker, Bizarre, Virgie, Joyuna, Cthulhu, Necrophilia Lad and Schide, is now complete. It's a good thing AA Milne isn't alive to see this.

kristianwilliams

Winnie the pooh did not take being told he was diabetic too well

DreamBreaker

Bizarre

Rather than sympathise with Pooh's secret shame, Spiderman chose to belittle it.

Virgie

Joyuna

Kris didn't know what hit him when Spiderman heard about the scalping bounty on his head.

Cthulhu

Necrophilia Lad

And so kris learned that going to see Spiderman whilst on copious amounts of acid was a very, very bad idea. He'll stick to drinking from now on.

PhemieC

Schide

God looked...slightly different from what Ben had imagined.

Game Twenty-eight

Game Twenty-eight, featuring kristianwilliams, Guitar Playing Lad, Ykari, SnoKoneManiac, ROBRAM89, DarkGob, Apollyon, The Pez, kristianwilliams again and Demonicuss Krinn, is now complete. Okay, kris. Whatever you say

kristianwilliams (by way of Guitar Playing Lad)

Shit, Fan, Crap, Everywhere.

Ykari

SnoKoneManiac

My friend, the blond conehead, underestimated what truly could happen when it hit the fan, much to the misfortune of both of us.

ROBRAM89

DarkGob

This shit is definitely not bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S).

Apollyon

The Pez

The new Gwen Stefani has turned into an ape, and her new album has turned into a piece of shit. Holy shit, people are turning into who they truly are!

kristianwilliams

Demonicuss Krinn

Kris defies Art-Class of the Apes laws and goes from the heart.

Game Twenty-one

Game Twenty-one, featuring bunnyofdoom, Winterteeth, Malmanous, Kilroy, Cthulhu, UnforgettableFire, Masmak and Luggage, is now complete. I wonder where he found a toddler with such hairy legs.

Muhammad McGee

What DarkGob does when he thinks nobody's looking.

bunnyofdoom

Winterteeth

Although of low quality, the footage from the security camera proved once and for all what DarkGob does on his lunch break.

Malmanous

Kilroy

On the next CSI:Superdickery...

Cthulhu

UnforgettableFire

Superman's Valentine bouquet of mangled limbs fails to impress Batman.

Masmak

Luggage

Even if Batman was gay, a bouquet of limbs doesn't beat out a box of chocolates.

Game Twenty-nine

Game Twenty-nine, featuring bunnyofdoom, Silkenray, Mechanical Bird, BenYitzhak, Virgie, hilohello, Guitar Playing Lad, Ambush Bug and Chipolata is now complete. I thought federalizing baggage screeners was supposed to prevent things like this from happening.

bunnyofdoom

Superman's Llama shame revealed!

Silkenray

Mechanical Bird

He's not a deer, or a god. He's just a llama who likes to dress up. Who are we to judge?

BenYitzhak

Virgie

If you fly with this airline, you're screwed, if Murry the dressed-up llama attacks, 'cause they don't carry any llama deities to counter the attack or flying reindeers to flee.

hilohello

Guitar Playing Lad

When a Giant llama God attacked the plane, the Pilot wished he had paid more attention to last nights weather forecast.

Ambush Bug

Chipolata

The NOAA were ready to fire the new guy, until his plane hit a low-flying llama.

Game Twenty-seven

Game Twenty-seven, featuring Hostile, Masmak, Necrophilia Lad, Shinji2015, Apollyon, Vergilius, Schide66, bunnyofdoom and The Pez, is now complete. I stole this caption. I wonder if Hostile is even reading these.

Hostile

You just shut your pretty mouth, rainbow leaping thing.

Masmak

Necrophilia Lad

Worst. Superpower. Ever.

Shinji2015

Apollyon

For some reason Broken Man just wasn't a very good super-hero.

Vergilius

Schide66

Jigsaw watched as dozens of orphans died due to mustard and ketchup related injuries.

bunnyofdoom

The Pez

The painting is both malicious and generous, he urinates all over the people shortly after setting their hair on fire.