I'pupiukat: Game X

I have only one thing to say about Game X.

Team One

Muhammad McGee: Tom's velociraptor-sitting service was proving less profitable than he had expected.
Ambush Bug
SJ Whatley: Sadly low on cash and without a right arm.
Emptyeye
The Pez: Random Non sequitur
Skull Dudley
DarkGob: Colossus stumbles upon Cyclops and Wolverine's self-made porn.
ash2dust
Justin Carr: Who knew that the Colossus of Rhodes was a Rolling Stones fan?

Team Two

Muhammad McGee

Tom's velociraptor-sitting service was proving less profitable than he had expected.

Malmanous

Green Arrow

After the goddamned Republicans banned dinosaur cloning research, Major Tom was forced to close down his buisness.

Shinji2015

Monkey King

Just as legislation was finally passed to force schools to teach the theory of intelligent design, rapid advancements in the field of cloning enabled the Democrats to strike a decisive blow in the name of science.

Schide66

kristianwilliams

as god tries to get to grip with whats been happening in the world since he's fallen asleep, some things just dont make anysense.

God: "So....wait...which one of you was the clone?? and which one is my lunch?....owww, my head hurts."

Kilroy

SnoKoneManiac

The Red-Headed Stranger suddenly realized that God and the brown paper bag had him outnumbered.

Team Three

Muhammad McGee: Tom's velociraptor-sitting service was proving less profitable than he had expected.
SnoKoneManiac
Kilroy: For some odd reason, the Jurassic Park home game was less popular than anticipated.
Virgil
Skull Dudley: after the giant gerbil started to feed on the nieghborhood, little billy and johnny were never seen again.
DarkGob
Virgie: Shocked Ensign Redshirt gets digested by the Blob while waiting for the arrival of another teammate.
Schide66
BenYitzhak: A Will Wheaton Fanboy goes too far.