Game Five
Game Five, featuring Svalbardian dopplegangers of BenYitzhak, Virgie, DarkGob, Ambush Bug, Emptyeye, Skull Dudley, Ambush Bug again, ash2dust, Monkey King, Mike and Unlucky7, is now complete. I can't believe Ambush Bug mistook Bumble Bee of all people for Optimus Prime.
- BenYitzhak
- Mr. Perkins never again found his teeth.
- Virgie

- DarkGob
- Jack Perkins finally meets his match.
- Ambush Bug

- Emptyeye
- A match made in surreality.
- Skull Dudley

- Ambush Bug
- The Baroness's refusal to take back her "Thundercats' ho" remark makes Optimus Prime wish he had genitals.
- ash2dust

- Monkey King
- Next time on The Surreal Life - 1980s Cartoon Edition: Optimus Prime discovers Snarf and the Baroness' sexy secret!
- Mike

- Unlucky7
- Little did poor Snarf know, that single line was the one that permanently shattered the 4th wall.
