Game Twenty-eight

Game Twenty-eight, featuring kristianwilliams, Guitar Playing Lad, Ykari, SnoKoneManiac, ROBRAM89, DarkGob, Apollyon, The Pez, kristianwilliams again and Demonicuss Krinn, is now complete. Okay, kris. Whatever you say

kristianwilliams (by way of Guitar Playing Lad)

Shit, Fan, Crap, Everywhere.

Ykari

SnoKoneManiac

My friend, the blond conehead, underestimated what truly could happen when it hit the fan, much to the misfortune of both of us.

ROBRAM89

DarkGob

This shit is definitely not bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S).

Apollyon

The Pez

The new Gwen Stefani has turned into an ape, and her new album has turned into a piece of shit. Holy shit, people are turning into who they truly are!

kristianwilliams

Demonicuss Krinn

Kris defies Art-Class of the Apes laws and goes from the heart.

Game Twenty-one

Game Twenty-one, featuring bunnyofdoom, Winterteeth, Malmanous, Kilroy, Cthulhu, UnforgettableFire, Masmak and Luggage, is now complete. I wonder where he found a toddler with such hairy legs.

Muhammad McGee

What DarkGob does when he thinks nobody's looking.

bunnyofdoom

Winterteeth

Although of low quality, the footage from the security camera proved once and for all what DarkGob does on his lunch break.

Malmanous

Kilroy

On the next CSI:Superdickery...

Cthulhu

UnforgettableFire

Superman's Valentine bouquet of mangled limbs fails to impress Batman.

Masmak

Luggage

Even if Batman was gay, a bouquet of limbs doesn't beat out a box of chocolates.

Game Twenty-nine

Game Twenty-nine, featuring bunnyofdoom, Silkenray, Mechanical Bird, BenYitzhak, Virgie, hilohello, Guitar Playing Lad, Ambush Bug and Chipolata is now complete. I thought federalizing baggage screeners was supposed to prevent things like this from happening.

bunnyofdoom

Superman's Llama shame revealed!

Silkenray

Mechanical Bird

He's not a deer, or a god. He's just a llama who likes to dress up. Who are we to judge?

BenYitzhak

Virgie

If you fly with this airline, you're screwed, if Murry the dressed-up llama attacks, 'cause they don't carry any llama deities to counter the attack or flying reindeers to flee.

hilohello

Guitar Playing Lad

When a Giant llama God attacked the plane, the Pilot wished he had paid more attention to last nights weather forecast.

Ambush Bug

Chipolata

The NOAA were ready to fire the new guy, until his plane hit a low-flying llama.

Game Twenty-seven

Game Twenty-seven, featuring Hostile, Masmak, Necrophilia Lad, Shinji2015, Apollyon, Vergilius, Schide66, bunnyofdoom and The Pez, is now complete. I stole this caption. I wonder if Hostile is even reading these.

Hostile

You just shut your pretty mouth, rainbow leaping thing.

Masmak

Necrophilia Lad

Worst. Superpower. Ever.

Shinji2015

Apollyon

For some reason Broken Man just wasn't a very good super-hero.

Vergilius

Schide66

Jigsaw watched as dozens of orphans died due to mustard and ketchup related injuries.

bunnyofdoom

The Pez

The painting is both malicious and generous, he urinates all over the people shortly after setting their hair on fire.

Game Nineteen

Game Nineteen, featuring BenYitzhak, The Pez, Ykari, Shinji2015, Virgie, ROBRAM89, Skull Dudley, Joyuna, Ununnilium and most of all, DarkGob, is now complete. What's the fine print say, Ykari?

Muhammad McGee

What DarkGob does when he thinks nobody's looking.

BenYitzhak

The Pez

DarkGob comes up with the ultimate sports drink.

Ykari

Shinji2015

That would be the last time that Boris would let his ten-year-old son design a national ad campaign... for soda.

Virgie

DarkGob

It turns out vampires are morally opposed to commercialism.

ROBRAM89

Skull Dudley

if you keep your x-mas tree up past december, it will explode. and the vampires will let you know what they hate.

Joyuna

Ununnilium

Jenny knew she shouldn't have told Bomb-Master to "surprise me" with his gift this year.

Game Twenty-five

Game Twenty-five, featuring TB Tabby, ROBRAM89, ash2dust, kristianwilliams, DarkGob, Winterteeth, Monkey King, BenYitzhak and SJ Whatley, is now complete. I love that freakin' bear.

TB Tabby

The characters of Dragon Ball Z assist Yao Ming in defeating a basketball team composed entirely of Commie-Nazis.

ROBRAM89

ash2dust

Who in there right mind invited the commies?! Was it you, Goku?

kristianwilliams

DarkGob

The Soviet Empire's downfall was its lack of color. Fuck you, kris.

Winterteeth

Monkey King

Not even the Ranbow Coalition, led by a Communist bear on a unicycle, could persuade Kris to attend the fundraiser to save the USSR.

BenYitzhak

SJ Whatley

Juggling many tasks at a time, Superbear is no match for his greatest foe yet...

Game Twenty-four

Game Twenty-four, featuring BenYitzhak, Bizarre, DarkGob, Shinji2015, bravelyebravesirrobin, klintypooh, Bizarre, Ambush Bug and Luggage, is now complete. Having exhausted every other source of new powers, I see that Supes has resorted to stealing them from the Care Bears.

BenYitzhak

He then killed and had sex with both his parents, thus proving that he had both an Oedipus complex and difficulty differentiating genders.

Bizarre

DarkGob

Looking back on his life, Superman tries to figure out what went wrong with the Smallville TV series.

Shinji2015

bravelybravesirrobin

Batman reveals Superman's former homo-sexual crushes and the only response is "oh snap"

klintypooh

Bizarre

It's amazing what a mullet will do for hero-nemesis romance.

Ambush Bug

Luggage

After luring Bizarro-Luthor into position with his slick 90's hair, Superman began his barrage of heart-shaped heat-vision.

Game Twenty-three

Game Twenty-three, featuring Ambush Bug, SJ Whatley, Ununnilium, Apollyon, BenYitzhak, Ykari, Luggage, Joyuna and Mess, is now complete. In the interest of my own safety, I'm never playing cards with any of you.

Ambush Bug

YAHTZEE!

SJ Whatley

Ununnilium

The Hasbro tarot was widely considered a flop, but the Grim Reaper would bring it out every time friends came over.

Apollyon

BenYitzhak

Pulling a move from Steven Segal, Death beheads Santa and Jesus with playing cards "Hit or stay bitch!?". He'd show people the true meaning of the season, oh yes, he'd show them all!

Ykari

Luggage

After getting a scythe cosy from his aunt, the Grim Reaper decides to "replace" Santa. Why he went for Jesus as well is anyone's guess.

Joyuna

Mess

Death raises his glass to his new job

Game Eighteen

Game Eighteen, featuring BenYitzhak, Emptyeye, Kilroy, Malmanous, Bizarre, Joyuna, SJ Whatley, Schide66 and SnoKoneManiac, is now complete. God I hope that bulge in Lana's tights is a rolled-up sock.

BenYitzhak

Everything Clark knew about relationships, he had learned from 80s films starring John Cusack.

Emptyeye

Kilroy

In an alternate reality, Dr. Bunson Honeydew is Superman. Go figure.

Malmanous

Bizarre

After Lois' discovery of his secret secret identity, Superman paid off the two ugly stepsisters to keep her under lock and key. Oh, but he is a dick...

Joyuna

SJ Whatley

The climax of Infinite Crisis reveals that every appearance of Earth-1 Superman since 1987 has been Lana Lang in disguise! Guest writer John Byrne.

Schide66

SnoKoneManiac

John Byrne reveals the Infinite Crisis plot twist that will change the DCU forever.

Game Twenty-two

Game Twenty-two, featuring Ambush Bug, Emptyeye, Luggage, Malmanous, Monkey King, Kilroy, bunnyofdoom, Ambush Bug and hilohello, is now complete. Emptyeye clearly played the Atari 2600 version back in the day.

Ambush Bug

Pac-Man has totally sold out.

Emptyeye

Luggage

But when Pac-Man Incorporated swallowed the accounting firm, the buyers became the bought.

Malmanous

Monkey King

With a name like that, it was like shooting fish in a barrel for the political cartoonists.

Kilroy

bunnyofdoom

In the news today, a presidential candidate has discovered a new source of energy FROM HIS ASS.

Ambush Bug

hilohello

Political Penguins: The New Alternative Fuel Source

Game Fourteen

Game Fourteen, featuring Monkey King, Ykari, Joyuna, kristianwilliams, Virgie, Ununnilium, bravelybravesirrobin, Mess and DarkGob, is now complete. I think this more than constitutes a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Monkey King

A ghost and a gorilla vampire are trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord.

Ykari

Joyuna

When Chewie and the Yeti are walked in on, they discover Threepio's strange new hobby.

kristianwilliams

Virgie

Han and Chewie were pleasantly surprised to catch R2 and 3PO in their Batman/WonderWoman bondage gear.

Ununnilium

bravelybravesirrobin

disturbing doesn't even begin to describe han/chewbacca slash.

Mess

DarkGob

The worst general education requirement ever.

Game Twenty

Game Twenty, featuring Ambush Bug, Skull Dudley, The Pez, Ambush Bug again, Kilroy, ash2dust, Winterteeth, Bizarre and Apollyon is now complete. This concludes the obligatory self-referential game.

Ambush Bug

Muhammed McGee: do NOT use this as an EPYC seed caption.

Skull Dudley

The Pez

SkullDudley does not respond nicely to captions.

Ambush Bug

Kilroy

Here's what the Hitchhiker's Guide has to say about the undead: Ancient skeletons---possibly from having to endure decay and worms tend to be easily agitated. It is best to avoid them, if you can help it.

ash2dust

Winterteeth

Despite the giant warning labels, Cadbury's Skeletonizing Eggs sold like hot cakes amongst the Smurfs.

Bizarre

Apollyon

Sadly, the Smurfs never did learn to stop eating what they found by the power plant.

Game Seventeen

Game Seventeen, featuring Mike, Virgie, Joyuna, bravelybravesirrobin, BenYitzhak, ash2dust, SnoKoneManiac and Justin Carr, is now complete. In hindsight, I guess that wasn't really very hard at all.

Muhammad McGee

It's very hard to get rid of Batman.

Mike

Virgie

Batman tried his best to be the savior his father told him to be, but people just wouldn't let him into their lifes... and didn't they now he was the police?

Joyuna

bravelybravesirrobin

Bruce's first alter-ego "fat man" was a good deal less effective than his later attempt, but at least the mutant pelican liked it.

BenYitzhak

ash2dust

What Captain Lardass didn't seem to realize was that his power was really attracting animals by means of his batch.

SnoKoneManiac

Justin Carr

Somehow, I don't think Michael Moore's new documentary on crotch rot is going to win any Academy Awards.