Game Twenty-four

Game Twenty-four, featuring BenYitzhak, Bizarre, DarkGob, Shinji2015, bravelyebravesirrobin, klintypooh, Bizarre, Ambush Bug and Luggage, is now complete. Having exhausted every other source of new powers, I see that Supes has resorted to stealing them from the Care Bears.

BenYitzhak

He then killed and had sex with both his parents, thus proving that he had both an Oedipus complex and difficulty differentiating genders.

Bizarre

DarkGob

Looking back on his life, Superman tries to figure out what went wrong with the Smallville TV series.

Shinji2015

bravelybravesirrobin

Batman reveals Superman's former homo-sexual crushes and the only response is "oh snap"

klintypooh

Bizarre

It's amazing what a mullet will do for hero-nemesis romance.

Ambush Bug

Luggage

After luring Bizarro-Luthor into position with his slick 90's hair, Superman began his barrage of heart-shaped heat-vision.